More WTF Pics

Just got back from seeing "The Hangover"...very funny movie. I never thought 12 weeks could fly by so fast, but it did. I went back to work on Monday and surprise, surprise, it's still pretty shitty. Getting up at 5 am sucks when you're not used to it and still have to get up with an 11 week old at night. Since I haven't had much time for the internet this week, here's a new site for photos that make you go WTF, Picture is Unrelated. I have to thank my twitter addiction for stumbling upon this site. Here are a few of my favorites:


Rawr! I wonder if the above guy is related to Mommy the Pooh? Nice Spy Kids poster, I bet we see this guy on "To Catch A Predator."

Um, I guess you don't need a coat with this? How the hell do you get this on and off? I'm surprised I haven't seen anything like this in the 6 years I've been riding the train into the Loop. Oh wait, there was some douchebag that thought Guitar Hero pajama pants, a tie dyed t-shirt, and a bandana is acceptable work attire. Too bad I didn't get a pic of him, I was very pregnant and irritated since the jackass wouldn't quit yacking on his phone the whole way home. Still hate that guy.


I don't even know what to say about this, it's just funny.

OMG, I found another picture that is just like Mommy the Pooh!!!! Honestly, who thinks this is a good idea? More awkward family photos at guidespot.com.

Plus, here's some Douchebag Sunburns:

Also, the Art of the Photobomb:

(Sorry for the slightly negative tone of this post, I guess that's what going back to work does to me.)

Best Costume Ever and Birth During New Moon

Sister Widow is due with baby #2 on November 23. While we were talking about the Twilight Saga and how it was taking me forever to get through Breaking Dawn, she says the strangest thing.

Sister Widow: That's what I'm going to be for Halloween.

Me: Huh? (obviously I was really slow that day)

Sister Widow: Duh, pregnant Bella.

Me: I'm pretty sure the only people that would get that would be you and me. And only because you told me.

Sister Widow: This is gonna be the most awesome costume ever!

I have to disagree since I think Nephew Widow's Spongebob Squarepants costume was pretty wicked last year, but why burst her bubble. (I'm a lover of all things Spongebob, so shoot me)

Since she's due so close to the release date of New Moon, we're getting kind of scared that she won't make it. I know I don't want to be the people on the news whose relative had a baby in the movie theatre. Plus, if she has the baby before the movie comes out and she's still in the hospital, I'll just drag Mr. Widow to go see it. I can watch it again when she's out of the hospital right? Nothing wrong with seeing it multiple times in the theater.

Sister Widow has employed just this strategy with the Harry Potter movies. We always go see them opening weekend together, before she sees it with her boyfriend. She's even willing to lie and say she hasn't seen the movie yet. What a sister! I think she really just has to see it again since I'm usually asking her questions during the movie since I refuse to read the books. Who knows how much she actually remembers.

During our annual Harry Potter movie trip in 2002, we encountered the worst thing imaginable in the women's bathroom on our way out of the theater. Was it crack whores? People making out in the bathroom? No, far worse. We caught the 11:00 pm show so it was 1:00 am when we left. Stopping off at the bathroom before we left was a big mistake. Someone had smeared poo all over a couple of the bathroom stall walls. It was so gross. We expect that from boys, not girls. We really felt sorry for the poor movie theater worker that was gonna have to clean that!

And to start something new, here's a picture that makes you go WTF! I guess partying Grandma just couldn't keep up.