Photo from hereDamn You! Friday through Monday time again. Post your rants and bitches in the comments section below.
Here's my rant: Damn you fellow commuters riding Metra into Chicago. If you don't smell like you dunked yourself in a 5 gallon bucket of perfume, you're hitting me with your gigantic heavy bag. Or sitting next to me spread eagle to air yourself out (men only). Or clipping your friggen' fingernails on the train. It has been a while since someone was chewing tobacco and spitting it into a clear bottle next to me. I probably just jinxed myself.
Feel better yet? I know I do. I still loathe most of the dumbshits that ride my train though.
Here's my rant: Damn you fellow commuters riding Metra into Chicago. If you don't smell like you dunked yourself in a 5 gallon bucket of perfume, you're hitting me with your gigantic heavy bag. Or sitting next to me spread eagle to air yourself out (men only). Or clipping your friggen' fingernails on the train. It has been a while since someone was chewing tobacco and spitting it into a clear bottle next to me. I probably just jinxed myself.
Feel better yet? I know I do. I still loathe most of the dumbshits that ride my train though.
Ewww...finger nail clipping is like the most disgusting thing every...second only to toe nail clipping. Gross!
ReplyDeleteP.S. - I love the sand castle pic.
The sad thing is I've seen someone clip their toe nails on the train, then proceed to paint them with one of the ugliest orange colored nail polish I've ever seen. I guess people just have no shame on my train line.
ReplyDeleteEEW! What's the deal with boys who just insist on sitting with their legs splayed out?! Especially in confined spaces...it really gives me a bad visual...all I can think about is, well, you know... Oh, yea, I also adore your sand castle pick, heh. He's so stinkin cute!
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